Star Wars The Last Jedi Test Screening Commentary
You won’t believe what we have for you this time folks. Our affiliate in Asia managed to somehow weasel his
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Sequel Trilogy
5 Hair-Raising Surprises Found In Snoke’s Wig Collection
At FSW we pride ourselves on having a far-reaching network of informants willing to get in harm’s way to bring
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The Last Troll: Disney Warns Hamill About Faking Out Fans
Master troll Mark Hamill has toyed with fans on social media for years now, but his last fake out may
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Luke Skywalker’s Use Of The Word “Unfindable” Sparks Outrage
AHCH-TO — Luke Skywalker, the self-exiled Jedi Master and son of Anakin Skywalker, is facing mounting criticism over the use of
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World’s Littlest Porg Fan Still In Womb And Totes Adorbs
HINTON, WEST VIRGINIA — Newlyweds Mark and Missy Coleman received quite the surprise during a routine visit to the OB-GYN — their
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Extended Frozen Short to Play Before The Last Jedi
Due to overwhelming demand, Olaf’s Frozen Adventure, the animated short that debuted before Coco, will also play before every screening
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Snoke Pardons Meatiest Porg In The Galaxy On Thanksgiving
In a rare display of kindness, Supreme Leader Snoke has pardoned the galaxy’s biggest porg on Thanksgiving Day. In a
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