Strip Club Sees Red Over Snoke’s Throne Room
In what must be a first for the wholesome Disney brand, the entertainment giant may be hit with a lawsuit
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Sequel Trilogy
Luke Skywalker Hit With 7 Trillion Credit Overdue Library Books Fee
“It’s been over 30 years since he borrowed the Journal of the Whills and a few Archies. You do the
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Top 10 Signs You’re Addicted to Porgs
Unless you’ve been living under a rock (looks at Luke) — EVEN if you’ve been living under a rock — you’ve
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J.J. Abrams Outed as Insane Steven Spielberg Clone Named Steeven
HOLLYWOOD — The King of the Reboot has finally been outed as a literal reboot of the director whose style
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Rey PEZ Head Dispensers Reveal Not Much Inside
TWITTERSPHERE — An intrepid follower sent us an exclusive report on what’s going on inside Rey’s head after the events
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Killer Porgs Revealed: Details on The Pit of Pain & Suffering!
The cutest new additions to the Star Wars universe aka porgs are hiding a deadly secret: they have an insatiable
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Top 10 Reasons Colin Trevorrow Parted Ways with Lucasfilm Over Episode IX
It’s that time of year again — Kathleen Kennedy has fired yet another Star Wars director, once again citing creative
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