Porgs Sell Out in Under 6 Parsecs and Why It Matters
Surprising absolutely no one, it turns out cute furries and Star Wars are a recipe for record-breaking sales. The receipts
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Sequel Trilogy
Best Overheard in Snoke’s Throne Room
As the Supreme Leader of the First Order, Snoke is privy to some of the most closely guarded secrets in
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Porg Tattoos Fill Couple with Regret
CLEARWATER, FL — A pair of local Star Wars fans are rethinking their tattoos based on the all-new porg creatures
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Snoke Signs Exclusive Deal with Big Baller Brand
CHINO HILLS, CA — The first family of basketball just scored another first – an exclusive contract with the leader
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Kylo Ren to Get Non-Canon Standalone Film
EXCLUSIVE: Disney and Lucasfilm are in the early stages of another Star Wars spinoff movie, this one telling the origin story of
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New Details on Rose, Finn, and Snoke in The Last Jedi
A source close to the production of The Last Jedi has reached out to FakingStarWars to let us in on
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