Snoke Theories Finally Outnumber Theories About Who Does Rey’s Hair
It took two years of pure imagination but Star Wars fans have a new most popular topic of speculation. The
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Sequel Trilogy
Rian Johnson Refuses to Ask Man About His Snoke Theory Despite Shirt Inviting Him To
LOS ANGELES, CA — Be advised: Last Jedi director Rian Johnson is open to signing your Star Wars shirts and toys,
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Kathleen Kennedy Vows to Destroy Wonder Woman Sequel
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – “Them’s fighting words,” said Lucasfilm president Kathleen Kennedy upon hearing of Warner Bros. plan to release
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New Casting Call Indicates Thrawn May Be Joining a Live Action Project
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — One of Jacen’s cousins whose cousin works for Lucasfilm has sent us this planned casting call for
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Slash Appears on Rey’s Arm in The Last Jedi
When Rian Johnson described The Last Jedi as weird, he wasn’t lying. Not only are we getting Porgs, bizarre words
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Top 10 Phrases Rian Johnson Snuck into The Last Jedi’s Opening Crawl
As a staple of every installment in the mainline Star Wars saga films, the opening crawl is crucial to the
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Rey is Worthless According to Mr. Monopoly
“No amount of money, intergalactic credits or half portions will get me to put Rey in Star Wars Monopoly,” proclaimed
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