Top 10 Most Shocking Twists in The Last Jedi
As the Empire Strikes Back equivalent within Disney’s sequel trilogy, The Last Jedi will likely mirror Episode V’s shocking twist
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Sequel Trilogy
Man Sues Grandfather for Texting During The Force Awakens
ELLENDALE, N. DAKOTA — A man is suing his 82-year old grandfather for texting throughout a screening of Star Wars:
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Hackers Claim Stolen Disney Films Suck Anyway
DARK WEB, THE WEB —A group of hackers has issued a statement in response to Disney’s flat-out refusal to pay
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Kylo Becomes Fastest Growing Baby Name in the Galaxy
Move over, Liam — there’s a new king of baby names in town! According to prestigious news organization Daily Mail,
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Top 10 Surprises at Han Solo’s Funeral in The Last Jedi
SPOILER ALERT! Unless you’ve been under a rock, you already know that Han Solo is 99.9% dead after The Force Awakens. But
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Exclusive: Josh Gad to Voice Songbirds in The Last Jedi
While Star Wars may not be for the birds just yet, there will be plenty of our fine feathered friends
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Millennium Falcon Attempts Insane Maneuver to Escape Disney Contract
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Citing age-related mechanical issues and unhappiness with where Disney is taking his character, the Millennium Falcon
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