Research Suggests New Star Wars Films Give Girls Inferiority Complex
The Disney era of Star Wars may have been designed to empower girls around the world, but the mega corporation’s
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Sequel Trilogy
Exclusive: Benicio del Toro is Puerto Rican for Billy Dee Williams
SPANISH HARLEM, NYC – In the most literal mirroring of the original Star Wars trilogy yet, our resident linguist Prof.
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Lucasfilm Erupts in Civil War Over What to Feed Fans Lined Up for Celebration
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — It should be exciting times at Lucasfilm on the eve of Star Wars Celebration, the 4-day
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Deep Inside Darth Vader’s Castle at Star Wars Land
Disney’s iconic Magic Kingdom castle is about to get an evil twin in the form of Darth Vader’s personal pad
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Last Jedi Sizzle Reel Causes Massive Burn-in at CinemaCon
LAS VEGAS — A massive one-of-a-kind IMAX theater proved no match against Star Wars: The Last Jedi. After screening the
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Kylo Ren Suffers Depression as Retail Apocalypse Forces Hot Topic Closures
FIRST ORDER HQ — The shutting down of 3,500+ retail stores throughout the United States of Earth has rocked The First
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Bad Robot to Produce Cinematic Goonieverse
After 30+ years, it seems fans of Richard Donner’s 1985 cult classic film The Goonies are finally getting their wish.
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