Kylo Ren Explains Steak And Billy Joel Day
Last month FSW brought you an exclusive look at an internal First Order memo, from SLOTFO Kylo Ren himself, explaining
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Harrison Ford Unloads Massive F Bomb Payload At 40,000 Feet
ORANGE COUNTY, CA — During a recent press junket for Call of the Wild, Harrison Ford made history with the largest
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Kylo Ren Explains St. Valentine’s Day
FSW has come into possession of a memo purportedly written by Supreme Leader Kylo Ren, and intended for all First
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Babu Frik: I IDENTIFY AS A WOOKIEE!
In a stunning announcement, droidsmith Babu Frik has addressed recent rumors by stating that he identifies as a Wookiee.
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Fans Still Confused on Return of Palpatine
PASADENA, CA – While The Rise of Skywalker has been in theaters for nearly two months now, some Star Wars
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Star Wars Manages To Get An Oscar On Stage
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA — Despite being shut out of statues in three categories, Disney was celebrating a huge win for Star Wars this
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Ben Solo Spotted Cavorting With Ghost Of Jyn Erso
MALIBU, CALIFORNIA — Rey made have stolen a kiss from Ben Solo during his last breath, but it appears “there is
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