First Order Throws Parade for New Supreme Chancellor Watto
STARKILLER BASE II — The last of the bunting is in place but 100-foot tall posters of the galaxy’s most
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Sequel Trilogy
BREAKING: Watto Elected Supreme Chancellor of the New Republic
The polls are officially closed! The votes have been counted! In an upset victory, businessman and entrepreneur Watto J. Watto
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Maz’s Castle Gives Dozens of Beings Food Poisoning
NYMEVE LAKE, TAKODANA — The New Republic Food and Drug Administration is investigating an outbreak of food poisoning at Maz’s Castle
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Star Wars: Episode VIII and Darth Vader’s Codpiece!
Spoiler alert! Please do not ruin the enjoyment of Star Wars: Episode VIII by sharing the following information carelessly on
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General Madine at Center of Ewok Abuse Scandal
NEW SMYRNA BEACH, FLA — An unsolved mystery more than thirty years in the making is one step closer to being solved,
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Lindsay Lohan Reveals Coruscanti Accent for Possible Star Wars Role
ATHENS, GREECE — Mean Girls star Lindsay Lohan is trying to make something even more far-fetched than the word fetch
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“Max Rebo” Cosplayer Stabbed In the Back During Fight Over Racist Costume
A human male dressed as Max Rebo was stabbed in the back early Monday afternoon after he reportedly tried to break up
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