Disney Threatens Legal Action Over Phrase “Darker than Empire”
BURBANK, CALIFORNIA — Citing claims of false advertising and anti-consumer laws, lawyers for the Walt Disney Company have sent warnings
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Sequel Trilogy
Mel Gibson Spotted on Skellig Michael, Possibly in Episode IX
Whoa! Huge news on the Star Wars saga front. While the interwebs were exploding yesterday thanks to the Rogue One
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Casual Fans Confused By Lack of Rey and Kylo Ren in Rogue One Trailer
Hours after the drop of Lucasfilm’s latest Rogue One offering to the fans, there are still a select few that
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Drupf to Build Wall Around Niima Outpost & Make Teedos Pay
NIIMA OUTPOST, JAKKU — Newly elected village administrator, D’Nald Drupf has announced that he intends to construct a wall around
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Ewoks & Gungans Banned from Hosnian Memorial
NEW HOSNIAN PRIME — It was meant to be an intergalactic outpouring of love for billions of lost souls, but
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Stranger Things Adds John Boyega to Season 2
HOLLYWOOD, CA — The surprise hit of the summer is adding double the Finn to it’s sophomore season. Finn Wolfhard,
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