Click Bait Quota Provides Star Wars Blog A New Hope
HOBOKEN, NEW JERSEY — Desperate times call for desperate measures as a slower-than-usual week for Star Wars leaks forces the
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LeBron James Commemorates Championship with Finn Tattoo
OAKLAND, CALIFORNIA — As if scoring the lead role in Space Jam 2 were not enough, LeBron James led the Cleveland
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Anthony Daniel Paints SW Celebration 2016 Red!
LONDON — C-3PO himself has been added to the list of Star Wars celebrities attending the Celebration July 15-17! While
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John Boyega Attends E3 as Link From Nintendo’s Legend of Zelda
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA — The Electronic Entertainment Expo, commonly referred to as E3, had its first genuine “megaton” moment this
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Redditor Downvotes His Own Episode VIII Leak
Faking news! Sources tell us a very active Redditor by the name of EmoDarthMillennial has downvoted his own Star Wars
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Jar Jar Binks Superfan Has High Hopes for Episode VIII
CHATTANOOGA, TN — Sally “Gungan” Dinderhoffer, the current Guinness World Record holder of the largest Jar Jar Binks toy collection,
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Carrie Fisher’s Stuntwoman Passes at 104 Years Old
PORT ST. LUCIE, FLORIDA — Gertrude Pickleberry, a pioneering stuntwoman of film and stage, has died of natural causes. The
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