Mark Hamill Joins Cast of Suicide Squad as Trickster!
LOS ANGELES — Reports that David Ayer’s Suicide Squad is undergoing re-shoots were vastly blown out of proportion by the
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Sequel Trilogy
Kylo Ren Joins Nintendo’s #Miitomo and Endorses Donald Trump!
BROOKLYN HEIGHTS, NY — Adam Driver, famous for his roles in Star Wars: The Force Awakens and HBO’s Girls, has
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Virginia Protests Loss to Syracuse Over Maz Kanata
CHARLOTTESVILLE, VA — Men’s No. 1 seed Virginia, still reeling over their loss to No. 10 seed Syracuse, has contacted
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Kylo Ren and Rey’s Relationship in Episode VIII
CHICAGO — Many people have speculated about the origins of Kylo Ren and Rey. Jacen’s sister Jaina, who is stationed at
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A.C.L.U. Seeks Investigation Over Ridley Audition Tape
NEW YORK CITY — In response to a physically grueling audition tape for the film Star Wars: The Force Awakens,
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BB-8 Taints White House Easter Egg Hunt
WASHINGTON, D.C. — BB-8, the soccer ball droid who made his debut in Star Wars: The Force Awakens, has gone
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Episode VIII Director Rian Johnson Boycotts Disney’s Georgia Boycott
ATLANTA, GA — In light of Disney/Marvel’s boycott of Georgia due to the Religious Liberty bill, Star Wars Episode VIII
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