Star Wars: Episode VIII to Include Native American Jedi
Clark County, NV — The Las Vegas Tribe of Paiute Indians of the Las Vegas Indian Colony has successfully lobbied
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Sequel Trilogy
BREAKING: Episode VIII Begins Filming in County Cork!
COUNTY CORK, IRELAND — Filming for Star Wars Episode VIII in the area has officially begun earlier this afternoon. Benicio Del Toro has been
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Bad Robot Deletes Star Wars / Batman Tweets
SANTA MONICA, CA — With Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice garnering terrible word of mouth among early audiences and
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Batman v Superman Gives Mark Hamill Eye Damage
IRELAND — Mark Hamill, famous for portraying not only Luke Skywalker in Star Wars but also voicing the Joker in
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LeBron James Unfollows @Cavs Begins Following @StarWars
CLEVELAND, OH — According to sources on Twitter basketball phenom LeBron James (@KingJames) is no longer following his own team,
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Canada Goose Becomes Official Outfitter for Episode VIII
Breaking news, eh! Canada Goose — the maker of premium winter coats — is officially down with the Force. The
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Ask Sheev – St. Paddy’s Day Edition
The almighty Sheev has returned to bestow his knowledge and wisdom regarding the primary elections, Batman v Superman, and of course
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