Star Wars Cast Warned Not To Tweet About Hong Kong
First it was the NBA, then it was Blizzard Entertainment, and now even Disney is bowing down to our new
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Sequel Trilogy
Babu Frik Merchandise Pulled Over Safety Concerns
In the latest edition of Why We Can’t Have Nice Things, Lucasfilm has pulled all Babu Frik merchandise from store
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Rise Of Skywalker Will Introduce Body-Positive Lightsabers
In response to claims by the Working Egalitarian and Realistic Dong World Youth Network (WERDWYN) that Star Wars lightsabers lack diversity, Lucasfilm plans to debut a variety of new laser swords in The Rise Of Skywalker.
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Frank Oz Spoils Rian Johnson’s Whodunnit
“Dunnit, I have,” said legendary performer Frank Oz when asked about his appearance in director Rian Johnson’s new film Knives Out. The 75-year-old giant of the puppeteering world recently attended a special screening of The Dark Crystal: Age Of Resistance, and was gracious enough to answer several questions.
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John Williams Fired, Replaced By Danny Elfman
NO WAY!! Disney has fired composer John Williams from Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker after an anonymous blogger resurfaced a series of offensive tweets Williams made.
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Ewok Nation Downvotes YouTuber En Masse Over Wicket Bisection
Fourteen seconds is all it took to trigger Ewok Nation over the holiday weekend. The loose collective of Ewok fan clubs from around the world was up in arms over a fan edit of the latest trailer to The Rise Of Skywalker. The video, titled “Rey’s Training Scene Extended,” features the exhilarating scene of Rey training on Endor as seen in the full trailer. However, rather than simply mowing down several trees (already a sore site for some), the laser sword continues on its trajectory and cuts an Ewok in half at the 12 second mark.
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Fan Thinks His ‘Dark Rey’ Theory Is Really F***ing Original
Since the D23 special look for The Rise of Skywalker aired this week, fandom has been ablaze. Fans are speculating and theory crafting but most keep saying the same obvious ideas in a social media echo chamber. However, one fan is adamant that his ‘Dark Rey’ idea is super original.
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