JJ Abrams Says Episode IX Will Crush Jumanji Like A Bug
Sony chief Tom Rothman recently told The Wall Street Journal he’s determined to stage a rematch between Jumanji and Star
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The Rise of Skywalker
Details On Poe Dameron’s New Look In Episode IX
After having been unceremoniously demoted to Captain in The Last Jedi, Poe Dameron has some big purple boots to fill
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J.J. Abrams Outed as Insane Steven Spielberg Clone Named Steeven
HOLLYWOOD — The King of the Reboot has finally been outed as a literal reboot of the director whose style
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Top 10 Reasons Colin Trevorrow Parted Ways with Lucasfilm Over Episode IX
It’s that time of year again — Kathleen Kennedy has fired yet another Star Wars director, once again citing creative
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Kathleen Kennedy Vows to Destroy Wonder Woman Sequel
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – “Them’s fighting words,” said Lucasfilm president Kathleen Kennedy upon hearing of Warner Bros. plan to release
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New Casting Call Indicates Thrawn May Be Joining a Live Action Project
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — One of Jacen’s cousins whose cousin works for Lucasfilm has sent us this planned casting call for
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Spacebiscuit Bolts from Stable Read for Star Wars: Episode IX
Skywalker Ranch, CA — The first “stable read” for the animals of Star Wars: Episode IX suffered a setback as
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