Harrison Ford Returning for Episode IX to Kill Force Ghost Han Solo
Despite his best efforts to be done with the Star Wars franchise, Harrison Ford is being pulled in once again
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The Rise of Skywalker
Josh Gad Breaks Record for Social Media Shilling
Musical comedian Josh Gad or ‘Olaf from Frozen’ as he is best known by legions of children everywhere, has just made
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The Force Reawakens Announced by Star Wars Braintrust
In the wake of recent unfortunate events, the release schedule for the Star Wars sequel trilogy has been drastically altered!
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Disney Fires Carrie Fisher from Episode IX Over Carrison Admission
HOLLYWOOD, CA — After years of Star Wars fans shipping them to death, Carrie Fisher has revealed that she and
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Lindsay Lohan Reveals Coruscanti Accent for Possible Star Wars Role
ATHENS, GREECE — Mean Girls star Lindsay Lohan is trying to make something even more far-fetched than the word fetch
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Mel Gibson Spotted on Skellig Michael, Possibly in Episode IX
Whoa! Huge news on the Star Wars saga front. While the interwebs were exploding yesterday thanks to the Rogue One
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BFG & Pete’s Dragon to Appear in Episode IX
HOLLYWOOD, CA — After back-to-back box office duds, Disney is looking to recoup losses incurred by BFG and Pete’s Dragon by
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