Rise of Skywalker Deleted Scenes Explain Rose Tico’s Promotion
Space Bangs no more! First introduced as a lowly ‘Power Converter Technician, Fourth Class’ in The Last Jedi, Rose Tico
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The Rise of Skywalker
Top 10 Scenes From The Episode IX Trailer That Won’t Be In The Film
JJ Abrams is up to his old tricks again. The Rise of Skywalker director, best known for lens flares and his
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JJ Abrams Hasn’t Been Home Since Rise of Skywalker Production Began
According to our on-set spy, JJ Abrams has not been home since Rise of Skywalker production began. Aside from when
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The Rise of Skywalker Final Trailer Reaction
Join IG-69, Teeb Ront’r, and Storm Duper as they take a short break from their 8-part Time Travel epic to
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Undercover Space Force Officers To Be At Episode IX Screenings
Anticipating inevitable meltdowns, Disney has struck a deal with President Donald J. Trump for his new Space Force to provide
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Star Wars Cast Warned Not To Tweet About Hong Kong
First it was the NBA, then it was Blizzard Entertainment, and now even Disney is bowing down to our new
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Babu Frik Merchandise Pulled Over Safety Concerns
In the latest edition of Why We Can’t Have Nice Things, Lucasfilm has pulled all Babu Frik merchandise from store
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