Penis Alien Cosplay “Looks Like A**”
After a whopping 72 man hours, a local man’s cosplay of “Klaud the penis alien” has missed the mark, according to friends and family.
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The Rise of Skywalker
Why Mace Windu Will Be In Episode IX According To Nerd Of Color
Jedi Master Mace Windu is alive and well, and living in the hearts and minds of true Star Wars fans everywhere. Need I remind you, according to The Maker himself, George friggin’ Lucas, Windu is still among the living. That should be enough to make it canon to any fan worth their weight in midi-chlorians.
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Top 10 Really Cute Things D-0 Will Do In Episode IX
Sheev Palpatine isn’t the only cutey featured in The Rise Of Skywalker. The finale to the Star Wars saga will
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Kylo Ren Hits Rock Bottom In Episode IX
If you can’t get enough of Kylo Ren, you’re in for a treat as there will be twice as much of the Dark Prince to fantasize over in Episode IX. WARNING: MY BIG FAT JUICY SPOILERS AHEAD!
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Episode IX Plot Leaks As SpoilerMan Rises Yet Again
Rejoice — SpoilerMan has risen yet again, and he’s filled our Easter baskets with… what else… spoilers for The Rise of Skywalker! Here’s everything the legendary leaker shared with us over the holiday weekend. Enjoy. Also, SPOILER ALERT if that wasn’t already apparent.
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Casual Star Wars Fan Has No Idea Who Palpatine Is
Star Wars fans around the globe have been rejoicing since the premiere of the first look at the final film of the Skywalker saga, The Rise of Skywalker. While the end of the teaser was a welcome surprise, there is a fan who had no idea who produced the bone-chilling Sith cackle. When it was explained to him it was Emperor Sheev Palpatine aka Darth Sidious, the main villain of Episodes I through VI, this fan still did not know who Palpatine was.
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Neil deGrasse Tyson Already Let Down By The Rise Of Skywalker
Like me, you, and every other geek you know, #MeToo survivor and celebrated astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson was glued to a screen for the world premiere of the trailer to Star Wars: Episode IX last week. Sadly — and unlike most geeks — the nostalgia on display was not enough to completely shut off Tyson’s formidable brain.
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