Snoke Theories Finally Outnumber Theories About Who Does Rey’s Hair
It took two years of pure imagination but Star Wars fans have a new most popular topic of speculation. The
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The Force Awakens
Rey is Worthless According to Mr. Monopoly
“No amount of money, intergalactic credits or half portions will get me to put Rey in Star Wars Monopoly,” proclaimed
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BB-8 Earned a Bigger Salary than Daisy Ridley for The Last Jedi
Thanks to a poorly sourced news story, word has begun to spread like wild fire that the roughly $500,000 Daisy Ridley was
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Rian Johnson Understands
LOS ANGELES — Director Rian Johnson took to Twitter today to allay mounting fears The Last Jedi would be a
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Snoke is World’s First Solid Gold Lego Figure
WAWA, PENNSYLVANIA — The Franklin Mint Company has revealed an unprecedented partnership with Lego to create limited-edition Snoke figurines that
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Man Sues Grandfather for Texting During The Force Awakens
ELLENDALE, N. DAKOTA — A man is suing his 82-year old grandfather for texting throughout a screening of Star Wars:
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Hackers Claim Stolen Disney Films Suck Anyway
DARK WEB, THE WEB —A group of hackers has issued a statement in response to Disney’s flat-out refusal to pay
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