First Order Throws Parade for New Supreme Chancellor Watto
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Maz’s Castle Gives Dozens of Beings Food Poisoning
NYMEVE LAKE, TAKODANA — The New Republic Food and Drug Administration is investigating an outbreak of food poisoning at Maz’s Castle
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General Madine at Center of Ewok Abuse Scandal
NEW SMYRNA BEACH, FLA — An unsolved mystery more than thirty years in the making is one step closer to being solved,
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Best Halloween Cosplay by Star Wars Characters
Happy Halloweenie! Time to share the best Halloween cosplay by Star Wars characters. It may come as a shock to
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Episode VIII’s Shocking Twist Revealed!
Episode VIII spoilers ahead! It’s a Fake for All Friday, and boy do we have a spoiler for all you
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Top 10 Reasons Leia Ignored Chewbacca After He Returned from Starkiller Base
Chewbacca very much stole The Force Awakens. He was funnier, sexier and much more badass than anyone else in the
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Greg Grunberg Makes Triumphant Return as Porkins in Rogue One
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA — In what must be a record of some sort, Greg Grunberg has managed to parlay yet
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