Casual Fans Confused By Lack of Rey and Kylo Ren in Rogue One Trailer
Hours after the drop of Lucasfilm’s latest Rogue One offering to the fans, there are still a select few that
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The Force Awakens
Drupf to Build Wall Around Niima Outpost & Make Teedos Pay
NIIMA OUTPOST, JAKKU — Newly elected village administrator, D’Nald Drupf has announced that he intends to construct a wall around
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Ewoks & Gungans Banned from Hosnian Memorial
NEW HOSNIAN PRIME — It was meant to be an intergalactic outpouring of love for billions of lost souls, but
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Stranger Things Adds John Boyega to Season 2
HOLLYWOOD, CA — The surprise hit of the summer is adding double the Finn to it’s sophomore season. Finn Wolfhard,
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Millicent Sex Tape Rocks The First Order
THE OUTER RIM — The First Order has suffered yet another devastating blow just months after the destruction of Starkiller
Read MoreDisney Announces 4K Ultimate Jedi Master Edition Blu-Ray of The Force Awakens
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA — “No, there is another” could well be used to describe Disney’s approach to Blu-Ray releases of
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