Details on the Fleet Admiral, Jyn Erso, and More from Rogue One!
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Hot on the heels of the Rogue One trailer premiere, we sent one of our most
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The Force Awakens
Kylo Ren Joins Nintendo’s #Miitomo and Endorses Donald Trump!
BROOKLYN HEIGHTS, NY — Adam Driver, famous for his roles in Star Wars: The Force Awakens and HBO’s Girls, has
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Virginia Protests Loss to Syracuse Over Maz Kanata
CHARLOTTESVILLE, VA — Men’s No. 1 seed Virginia, still reeling over their loss to No. 10 seed Syracuse, has contacted
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A.C.L.U. Seeks Investigation Over Ridley Audition Tape
NEW YORK CITY — In response to a physically grueling audition tape for the film Star Wars: The Force Awakens,
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BB-8 Taints White House Easter Egg Hunt
WASHINGTON, D.C. — BB-8, the soccer ball droid who made his debut in Star Wars: The Force Awakens, has gone
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Bad Robot Deletes Star Wars / Batman Tweets
SANTA MONICA, CA — With Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice garnering terrible word of mouth among early audiences and
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