Prune Shortage Halts Han Solo Production
IVER HEATH, UK — Reports are coming in from the set of the Han Solo solo film stating that production has been
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Research Suggests New Star Wars Films Give Girls Inferiority Complex
The Disney era of Star Wars may have been designed to empower girls around the world, but the mega corporation’s
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Saw Gerrera Spotted Limping Through Purgatory
WICHITA, KANSAS — Lapsed Star Wars fan Leslie Thornbird has had her faith in the saga restored after a bizarre
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Young Han Solo Injured in Young Hydraulic Door Accident
PINEWOOD STUDIOS – In a bizarre case of life imitating art, actor Alden Ehrenreich was injured on the set of
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Member Berry Shortage Forces Disney to Consider 100% New Star Wars Films
BURBANK, CA – Disney shareholders were informed this morning of a calamitous situation that may have dire consequences for the
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Harrison Ford and Billy Dee Williams Spotted on Han Solo Film Set
IVER HEATH, BUCKINGHAMSHIRE, ENGLAND — Reports have been flooding the FSW email box stating that both Harrison Ford and Billy
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Harrison Ford Returning for Episode IX to Kill Force Ghost Han Solo
Despite his best efforts to be done with the Star Wars franchise, Harrison Ford is being pulled in once again
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