Disney Recalls Yord Bobbleheads Amid Neck-Snapping Epidemic
*Orlando, FL* — In a stunning turn of events, Disney has issued a recall for their beloved Yord bobbleheads. The
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Toys and Merchandise
She/Her Possessed By Star Wars Oreos
**New York City, Present Day** — In a twist stranger than a subway rat wielding a lightsaber, Eloise Munchington, a
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Ironic: Order 66 Survivors Outnumber Fatalities As New Study Claims 11,000 Jedi Escaped Death And Will Find New Lives In Books, Cartoons, And TV Shows
Poor Darth Vader—A new study reveals Order 66 was actually a colossal failure, adding insult to injury for Palpatine and
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Scrabble Removes 25 Derogatory Star Wars Words
By request of Lucasfilm, the owners of Scrabble have banned “offensive” Star Wars words from all versions of the game.
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Fan Celebrates Gina Carano’s Firing By Ingesting Cara Dune Figures
Following the announcement from Lucasfilm that Gina Carano will not be appearing in any Star Wars property moving forward, Star
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2020 Star Wars and The Mandalorian Holiday Gift Guide
Star Wars nerds can be a finicky bunch when it comes to gifts. They either already have whatever you can
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Star Wars Puzzle Shortage Forces Family To Work On Thomas Kinkade Puzzles
AKRON, OH — The Robinson family of Cascade Valley have reluctantly settled on a trilogy of Thomas Kinkade puzzles to help
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