Grand Admiral Thrawn Declares “Blue Boy Summer”
OUTER RIM—Talk of a white boy summer, hot girl summer, or baby bump summer has been silenced this morning by
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Malakili The Rancor Keeper Quits Star Wars Over Shirtless Scenes
LONDON, ENGLAND—Veteran stage actor Paul Brooke recently dropped a bombshell on The Graham Norton Show, which has left Star Wars
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Temuera Morrison Creates Social Media Site
Temuera Morrison, the actor who portrayed all the clones in the prequels, as well as Boba Fett on The Mandalorian
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Gardulla The Hutt Bullied After Revealing Anorexia Diagnosis
NAL HUTTA—After posting a HoloNet update stating that she’s “anorexic and in recovery,” Gardulla Besadii the Elder has received overwhelming
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Pedro Pascal Struck By Lightning On Mandalorian Set
Inside sources have confirmed that Pedro Pascal, who portrays the titular character The Mandalorian, was struck by lightning today on
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“Bad Batch” Star Apologizes To Every Single Māori Person For Voicing Clones
In a press conference held early this morning, Dee Bradley Baker issued an apology to every single Māori person in
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Top 10 Batsith Insane Theories About The Bad Batch’s Omega
The breakout star of The Bad Batch is yet another mystery box in the vein of Baby Yoda. Naturally, the
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