Dean-Charles Chapman’s Shocking Confession: My Acolyte Outfit Is from Spirit Halloween
*Hollywood, CA* — In an exclusive interview, actor Dean-Charles Chapman dropped a bombshell: His elaborate costume from the Star Wars
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The Acolyte
Disney Recalls Yord Bobbleheads Amid Neck-Snapping Epidemic
*Orlando, FL* — In a stunning turn of events, Disney has issued a recall for their beloved Yord bobbleheads. The
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Disney Forced To Reveal Unequal Pay on Set of The Acolyte
In a stunning exposé, Disney has reluctantly unveiled the shocking pay disparities plaguing the set of their latest Star Wars
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Ki-Adi-Mundi Claims 100 Years Are The Same As 1,000
**Coruscant, Galactic Core** — In a stunning revelation that has sent shockwaves through the Jedi Temple, Master Ki-Adi-Mundi claims that
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The Tragedy of Darth Teeth the Wise
Once upon a time, in a galaxy not so far away, there existed a Sith Lord named Darth Teeth. His
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George Lucas Cuts All Threads with Disney Over Lesbian Space Witches in “The Acolyte”
In a shocking turn of events, legendary filmmaker George Lucas has decided to sever all ties with Disney over their
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