Pedro Pascal Struck By Lightning On Mandalorian Set
Inside sources have confirmed that Pedro Pascal, who portrays the titular character The Mandalorian, was struck by lightning today on
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The Mandalorian
Disney Wants Gina Carano To Be Nominated For “Best Supporting Actress We Tried To Cancel”
In a surprising turn of events, Disney is now vying for former employee Gina Carano to be nominated for a
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Luke Skywalker Reviews Elon Musk’s Episode Of SNL
It’s been a minute since we’ve heard from Jedi Master Luke Skywalker. After picking up Grogu and departing for who-knows-where,
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Cinco de Mayo Leakstravaganza!
Revenge of the Fifth has sprung several leaks that make up for a somewhat lackluster Star Wars Day. The following
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Disney Adds ‘No Baby Yoda’ Warning To Muppet Babies
Maybe it should be called Disclaimer Plus. Once again, Disney has added a content warning to programming aimed at literal
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Gina Carano Gets Betty Boop And Hanson Canceled
The mass media and Twitter mob’s coordinated cancelation of Gina Carano has expanded to include anyone who identifies as “boop”,
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Fan Celebrates Gina Carano’s Firing By Ingesting Cara Dune Figures
Following the announcement from Lucasfilm that Gina Carano will not be appearing in any Star Wars property moving forward, Star
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