Kevin Feige’s Star Wars Features A Love Triangle Between Lando, Lobot, And Loki?!
Pansexuals, rejoice! We’ve caught wind of the major plot points in Kevin Feige’s upcoming Star Wars story and if it
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Obi-Wan Kenobi Unable to Purchase Custom Coca-Cola Bottles
DUNE SEA, TATOOINE—The Coca-Cola Company has made it possible for the galaxy’s denizens to order customized bottles of popular carbonated
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Shocking Footage Emerges of Darth Vader Assaulting Co-worker
IMPERIAL CENTER, CORUSCANT—It’s been a rough go of it for the Galactic Empire as of late. First a farm boy
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Natalie Portman Says Making “For The Better” Memes Is A Form Of Bullying
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA—The face that launched a million memes is happy about it, right? She’s happy about it, right? Apparently, no.
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Rey Drops ‘Skywalker’ After Luke’s Sith Journals Discovered
TATOOINE—Construction on the all-new “Skywalker Jedi Academy” has been halted after a moisture farmer unearthed controversial paraphernalia kept by the
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Skywalker Family Spotted on Summer Break Trip
SCARIF–While people everywhere are having fun in the sun, our celebrity reporters caught a glimpse of members of the famed
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Kenobi & Andor’s Summer Vacation – FSW Radio Podcast
Faking Star Wars Radio is back, after a short break at home. In this episode Duper, Teeb, and Ve’gan discuss
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