Jedi Academy Opens At Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
The Force is officially a member of Seattle’s new protest society. Early this morning, Jedi Master Luke Skywalker led a
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Darth Jar Jar Interviews Han and Luke
Greetin’ un salutations, powerless beings. Mesa, yousa immensely powerful Dark Side masteren, recently sat down wit both Luke Skywalker’s Force
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Jake Skywalker Loves His New Disneyland Bust
Luke Skywalker’s alter ego, Jake Skywalker, is putting his best face forward at Disneyland these days, courtesy of a new bust made in his likeness. The reclusive star of The Last Jedi was recently immortalized at Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge in California. In a rare public appearance, Jake attended Disneyland’s first annual “Jake Skywalker Day” and posed in front of the bust for assembled media and confused fans.
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Star Wars Meets Groundhog Day in This Episode IX Leak
As the days count down to the release of The Rise of Skywalker in December, more and more leaks find their way online via Reddit, 4chan, and FakingStarWars! Today we are happy to share a leak from our source “Grumpy Brogan.” Spoilers ahead!
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LEAK: Episode IX Will Be “Weirder” Than The Last Jedi
Fire up the Fake-O-Meter™ boys! We received another plot leak regarding Star Wars Episode IX. Is it real? Is it fake? You be the judge… or just wait for the Fake-O-Meter™ to start up but it may be awhile as the printer is out of ink. Anyway, read on if you want to be spoiled on the final entry into the Star Wars sequel trilogy and the Skywalker saga!
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Mark Hamill To Receive Blue Lightsaber Checkmark On Twitter
He may no longer have his father’s lightsaber in Disney’s sequel trilogy, but Luke Skywalker will be getting the iconic weapon back in social media, thanks to Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey. As part of its $100m marketing campaign for Star Wars: Episode IX, Disney is set to break new ground on the platform with the first-ever branded blue checkmark.
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Pokémon Sword & Shield To Feature Star Wars Tie-In
Do you love Star Wars? Do you love Pokémon? Well, get ready to have your minds blown! Lucasfilm President Kathleen Kennedy has announced the most eagerly anticipated collaboration of all time for fans of both mega-franchises. The upcoming Pokémon Sword and Shield for Nintendo Switch will include creatures from the Star Wars universe!
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