Skywalker Family Spotted on Summer Break Trip
SCARIF–While people everywhere are having fun in the sun, our celebrity reporters caught a glimpse of members of the famed
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Capitol Breach Draws Sharp Condemnation of Naboo Security Forces
WASHINGTON DC—Yesterday the Naboo Security Forces stationed in the nation’s Capitol were clearly outnumbered and unprepared for protesters. And droids
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Naboo To Replace Security Forces With Handmaidens
THEED, NABOO — Following 6 months of daily protests against the Royal Naboo Security Forces, Queen Amidala has moved to
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Natalie Portman Completely Forgot She Was in Star Wars
During a candid interview with Star Wars fansite Naboo Insider, Portman casually revealed while drinking a skinny no-foam latte that she apparently blocked out that she starred in all three Star Wars prequel films from her memory.
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Natalie Portman And Greta Gerwig To Save Star Wars With Padmé Spinoff
“Never send a Mary Sue to do a Queen’s job,” says 36-year old American-Israeli actor-turned director and mother-of-two Natalie Portman
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