Babu Frik Merchandise Pulled Over Safety Concerns
In the latest edition of Why We Can’t Have Nice Things, Lucasfilm has pulled all Babu Frik merchandise from store
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The Rise of Skywalker
We Ranked Every Desert Planet in Star Wars
It seems to be a common trope in Star Wars to throw our heroes onto a desert planet. In fact,
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Rise Of Skywalker Will Introduce Body-Positive Lightsabers
In response to claims by the Working Egalitarian and Realistic Dong World Youth Network (WERDWYN) that Star Wars lightsabers lack diversity, Lucasfilm plans to debut a variety of new laser swords in The Rise Of Skywalker.
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Lucasfilm Games Developing George Lucas Dating Simulator
Lucasfilm Games, the developer behind Maniac Mansion, Battlehawks 1942, The Secret of Monkey Island, and many more, is developing a video game all about wooing and dating the Maker himself, George Lucas. The dating simulator, called George Lucas in Love after the classic fan film of the same name, showed up on the Nintendo Switch eShop early this morning under the “coming soon” category.
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John Williams Fired, Replaced By Danny Elfman
NO WAY!! Disney has fired composer John Williams from Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker after an anonymous blogger resurfaced a series of offensive tweets Williams made.
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Ask Sheev: Rise of Skywalker Edition
Despite the haters who’ve prayed for his demise, the all-powerful Sheev Palpatine has returned once more, with a fleet of Death Star Destroyers in tow, along with newfound wisdom to impart. So pull up a chair and take heed as America’s favorite Sith Lord answers questions about love, life, the Force, and of course, his shocking appearance in The Rise of Skywalker.
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Ewok Nation Downvotes YouTuber En Masse Over Wicket Bisection
Fourteen seconds is all it took to trigger Ewok Nation over the holiday weekend. The loose collective of Ewok fan clubs from around the world was up in arms over a fan edit of the latest trailer to The Rise Of Skywalker. The video, titled “Rey’s Training Scene Extended,” features the exhilarating scene of Rey training on Endor as seen in the full trailer. However, rather than simply mowing down several trees (already a sore site for some), the laser sword continues on its trajectory and cuts an Ewok in half at the 12 second mark.
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