The Last Troll: Disney Warns Hamill About Faking Out Fans
Master troll Mark Hamill has toyed with fans on social media for years now, but his last fake out may
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Star Wars
Luke Skywalker’s Use Of The Word “Unfindable” Sparks Outrage
AHCH-TO — Luke Skywalker, the self-exiled Jedi Master and son of Anakin Skywalker, is facing mounting criticism over the use of
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World’s Littlest Porg Fan Still In Womb And Totes Adorbs
HINTON, WEST VIRGINIA — Newlyweds Mark and Missy Coleman received quite the surprise during a routine visit to the OB-GYN — their
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Extended Frozen Short to Play Before The Last Jedi
Due to overwhelming demand, Olaf’s Frozen Adventure, the animated short that debuted before Coco, will also play before every screening
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Snoke Pardons Meatiest Porg In The Galaxy On Thanksgiving
In a rare display of kindness, Supreme Leader Snoke has pardoned the galaxy’s biggest porg on Thanksgiving Day. In a
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Top 10 Other Questions Finn Asked After Waking From His Coma
After falling into a coma at the hands of Kylo Ren, former Stormie turned Resistance fighter Finn only had one
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No Re-Entry Upon Exit During Select Screenings Of The Last Jedi
At 2 hours and 30 minutes, The Last Jedi is the longest Star Wars film to date, and eager fans
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